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Tuesday, February 14, 2012

10 Weird Love Songs by Austin Lovelace

"Stupid love songs are so much better that real ones...

-Austin Lovelace" 

10. Deathcab for Cutie - Your New Twin Sized Bed
Not the funniest of love songs but I always thought that this song had a twisted hummer to it. It's just the story of someone who throws out an old queen mattress, in favor of a personal twin size, because he's just done with love.

9. Fucked Up - The Queen of Hearts
This video should tell you what this song is about. With the album this song is a lot less funny because of the story around it but by itself you get the story of a relationship forming around a disaster being screamed at the top of the singers lungs. "IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVEEEEEEE YYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU".

8. Arctic Monkeys - I Bet You Look Good On The Dance Floor
This song is absolutely nothing but it's title so why am I even trying to write about it...

7. Stone Temple Pilots - Sour Girl

What would you do is Scott Weiland fallowed you? I know he says he found her but I don't think she knows it yet.

6. Dropkick Murphys - Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced
A song to be written drunk and song wasted with a girl in one arm and bear in the other. Is this sad or funny because I feel a little bad for him...

5. TV On The Radio - Wolf Like Me
Some times the only way to find true love is to seduce your lover into a room and turn him/her into the creature you really are or in this case bite her elbow off and live the rest of your lives as werewolves.

4. Nirvana - Polly
The disturbing thing isn't that he's comparing his lover to a bird as much as the fact that the bird is tied down with tape over it's mouth?

3. Yelawolf - Daddy's Lambo
It's not that he was just with her to ride her daddy's Lamborghini it's that despite how much of a dick he is he got both?

2. Violent Femmes - Gimme The Car
I don't know if his dad ever gave him the car. What scares me is that this conversation was happening without his girlfriend knowing it and I would'nt put it past Gordon Gano to bring up the whole thing right in front of her.

1. The Smiths - Girlfriend in a Coma
Any long time listener of The Smiths knows that all of their songs are pretty damn Emo. These guys were Emo way before it became screaming, mainstream, and they became a hipster band for hipsters. For all we know this could be extreamly serious...

Other Suggestions 
Andrew Jackson Jihad - I Love You
Coldplay - The Hardest Part
Driftless Pony Club - Sexy Terrorist 
Garbage - Queer

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